Inventory

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Keeping

+Red Wine - A refined red wine for a quiet evening in your dressing room. The label says "Chateau Leroux". It has notes of rosemary and gunpowder.

Available

+Iver-Johnson .32 - Rubber handles, owls stamped on the sides. It's unloaded.

+Roses - A bouquet of red roses for a job well-done.

+Fun Home Flyer - An advertisement for the Bechdel Funeral Home. You think that's where your friends' bodies went?

+(2) Oklahoma Snowglobe - A souvenier snowglobe from the great state of Oklahoma. When you shake it, a tinny voice inside goes "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - "

+Broomstick - A broomstick. It's worn in multiple places along the handle.

+(4)Dancer's Belt - When you have Certain Dangling Anatomy, this will support you in all the right ways.

+Bandage Wrap - A cloth bandage wrap used to treat wounds. It's bright white, so you can see it even from the back of the house.

+Edelweiss - A small white flower contained in a glass vial. It'll greet you every morning.

+Pregnant Loser Self-Pitying Pie (Flambe) - A mincemeat pie with a rolled oats crust. It's...on fire?!

+Cubed Trousers - A pair of inexplicably square pants.

+Golden slippers - The slippers as pure as gold. They're small, but someone here may be able to fit in them.

+Utility belt - A belt perfect for hanging various tools and implements on. It's even got a roll of duct tape already attached!

+Meat Pie - One meat pie, still warm. It smells delicious...?

+(2)Striped Scarf - A long striped scarf. Wearing it makes you look very Bohemian.

+(2)Kinky Boots - A pair of glittering red thigh-highs. They'll definitely fit you.

+Red Vines - Share one with your new best friend. Red Vines- What the hell can't they do?!

+I Hate My Husband Pie - A bittersweet chocolate pie drowned in caramel. It tastes delicious but it leaves you feeling a little miserable afterwards.

+Herbal Tea - A box of herbal tea. It's supposed to be very good for easing stressed vocal chords!

+Ratatosk Express Toy Train - A toy train seemingly made of gold and bismuth. It sits on top of a curved track made of translucent rainbow.

+Chocolate Chip Cookie - Wow, this place has pretty good concessions! This cookie has the perfect distribution of chips.

+Yellow Wig - The hair as yellow as corn. It's a blonde wig of enormous length. How could anyone possibly have hair this long?

+Chocolate Strawberry Oasis Pie - A silky, bittersweet chocolate pie topped with fresh strawberries. It tastes heavenly.

+The Lyin' King - A soft lion-skin rug. Take a load off, have a nap, watch out for wildebeests.

+(3)Engagement Ring - A shimmering diamond ring! Actually, it's cubic zirconium.

+A Chess Board - A simple chess board. For some reason it makes you want to run away.

+Café Con Leche - A hot cup of coffee, already lightened and sweetened with condensed milk.

+(2)Sandbag - A small sandbag. It only weighs a few pounds.

+Red Opera Gloves - A pair of long satin gloves that are perfect for a night out at the opera! These ones would be good at hiding stains...you know, from tomato juice or something.

+(2)Ruby Slippers - A pair of shiny ruby shoes. Clicking the heels together makes a very satisfying sound.

+Compact - A small compact mirror for applying makeup on the go. This will always help you look your best!

+Tap Shoes - A pair of tap-dancing shoes. One size fits all!

+Odd Telephone - An odd black telephone. If you pick it up, you can hear a chorus of voices on the other end asking for "Bobby" in a variety of different ways. They won't respond to anything you say.

+(2)Sprite - A replacement lemon-lime soda that will not scare the children!

+Gorgeous Breastplate - A thin golden breastplate. It's made of real metal, but seems to fasten onto the body with glittery pink ribbons

+Eminem T-shirt - A fashionably faded t-shirt featuring rapper Eminem. Rest in Peace, he was kind of old and mean to women.

+Fur - The very finest of black fur, suited for a Queen. Perfect for the doorman to take, after you have a little flirt.

+Maple Glazed Donut - Hope you don't get grounded for eating these.

+Large white feather - Far too large for a bird, this feather -- though perhaps once white -- has lost most of its angelic luster

+Hairspray - A tall can of hairspray. It can lock that style in for an entire performance!

+Duct Tape - This thick black tape is the key to holding together any show!

+Eminem T-Shirt - A fashionably faded t-shirt featuring rapper Eminem. Rest in Peace, he was kind of old and mean to women.

+Opera Glasses - A pair of old-fashioned opera glasses, like little binoculars with a stick. They look antique, but still work well.

+Red Poppy - A simple red flower. It makes you think of someone you love. Will they wait for you?

+A Suitcase - Finally, a way to succeed in business! But do you want to try?



Consumed

+I Hate My Husband Pie - A bittersweet chocolate pie drowned in caramel. It tastes delicious but it leaves you feeling a little miserable afterwards.

+White Wine - A fine white wine for a quiet evening in your dressing room. The label says "Sauvion Palais Garnier". It has notes of peach and sea water.


+White wine - A fine white wine for a quiet evening in your dressing room. The label says "Sauvion Palais Garnier". It has notes of oak and pancakes.

Destroyed

+Large white feather - Far too large for a bird, this feather -- though perhaps once white -- has lost most of its angelic luster. x3

Given Away

+Milky White - The cow as white as milk - now in adorable plush doll form! There's a tiny bell hanging around her neck. (Jeremy)